genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

laughcentre:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

dont even think of touching a penis